Quotes about Jay Mohr

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on...

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Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

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True Yankees are born, not made.

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Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

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I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As...

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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.

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I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon....

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