Quotes about Eric Cartman

Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.

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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can...

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You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor...

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Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the...

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Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and...

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Bitch! Dont call me bitch, bitch!

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Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pussy prick.

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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if...

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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were...

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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and...

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