An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer...#Engineering, #Funny, #Optimism
Strive for perfection in everything you do. Take the best that exists and make it...#Engineering, #Perfection
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.#Engineering, #Funny
Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.#Engineering, #Funny
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...#Engineering, #Funny