Quotes about Computers

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace...

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All computers wait at the same speed

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Beat the computer, program your life

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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the only one...

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The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced...

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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

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Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an...

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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This...

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Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

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My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three...

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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

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