Quotes about Clive James

Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.

#Clive James

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is...

#Clive James

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

#Clive James

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

#Clive James

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger...

#Clive James

Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on...

#Clive James

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless...

#Clive James

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is...

#Clive James