Quotes about Bruce Vilanch

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

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They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get...

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It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing...

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It's really live television, the way God meant it to be.

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I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on...

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I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and...

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I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because...

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I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars...

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I do a lot of screen re-writing.

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Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the...

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Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him.

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