You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.

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I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it...

I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it...

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we...

You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we...

I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself...

I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself...

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on...

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on...

In a man, I look for a friend, someone who's equal, with whom I'm comfortable.

In a man, I look for a friend, someone who's equal, with whom I'm comfortable.

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet...

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet...

We're all with Friends until Friends dies. If one of us goes, we all go....

We're all with Friends until Friends dies. If one of us goes, we all go....

Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I...

Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I...

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else...

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else...

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the...

I am trying to think of the last time that I just said, 'What the...

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or...

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or...

Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your...

Really try to follow what it is that you want to do and what your...

When I got the script to this movie, The Good Girl, I read it in...

When I got the script to this movie, The Good Girl, I read it in...

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice...

I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice...

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off...

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off...

The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak - I literally lost my...

The first time I kissed Brad my knees went weak - I literally lost my...

I always say don't make plans, make options.

I always say don't make plans, make options.

Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think...

Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think...

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you...

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you...