You watch some teams these days and you wonder if they just met on the playground and decided to choose up sides.

Quote by Dennis Rodman

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I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.

I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all...

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all...

Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would...

Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would...

I felt like calling attention to AIDS. I had the AIDS ribbon colored into my...

I felt like calling attention to AIDS. I had the AIDS ribbon colored into my...

I spent my whole childhood looking for an escape.

I spent my whole childhood looking for an escape.

I spent money, I slept with women around the league, but I always kept my...

I spent money, I slept with women around the league, but I always kept my...

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time...

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time...

A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over...

A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over...

The NBA's chosen ones think I'm setting a bad example? I think they need to...

The NBA's chosen ones think I'm setting a bad example? I think they need to...

The people at the top of the league think they need to rein me in...

The people at the top of the league think they need to rein me in...

There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character.

There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character.

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.

Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money.

Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead;...

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead;...

I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.

I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out...

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out...

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

The NBA believes if you play for a team and get paid by a team,...

The NBA believes if you play for a team and get paid by a team,...

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a...

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a...