You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Quote by Joe Moore

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Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy,...

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy,...

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

Home is where you can say anything you please, because nobody pays any attention to...

Home is where you can say anything you please, because nobody pays any attention to...

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money...

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money...

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He...

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture...

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture...

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.