You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart,…

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We'll split it seventy-thirty. Seventy for me, thirty for you for putting up the thousand...

We'll split it seventy-thirty. Seventy for me, thirty for you for putting up the thousand...

Drop the 'The' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner -Sean Parker

Drop the 'The' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner -Sean Parker

Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that. -Mark...

Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that. -Mark...

The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take...

The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take...

Adams has no security but limits the number of results to twenty a page. All...

Adams has no security but limits the number of results to twenty a page. All...

Eduardo Saverin: Hey, what's going on? Mark Zuckerberg: [voice over] Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and...

Eduardo Saverin: Hey, what's going on? Mark Zuckerberg: [voice over] Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and...

That's an awful lot of traffic. Maybe you shouldn't shut it down before you get...

That's an awful lot of traffic. Maybe you shouldn't shut it down before you get...

Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! -Eduardo Saverin

Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! -Eduardo Saverin

Eduardo Saverin: Who are you gonna to send it to? Mark Zuckerberg: Ah, just a...

Eduardo Saverin: Who are you gonna to send it to? Mark Zuckerberg: Ah, just a...

Gretchen: When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg: It...

Gretchen: When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg: It...

Eduardo Saverin: Open your present. It's a silk scarf. Christy: Have you EVER seen me...

Eduardo Saverin: Open your present. It's a silk scarf. Christy: Have you EVER seen me...

Lowell has some security, they require a username/password combo and I'm gonna go ahead and...

Lowell has some security, they require a username/password combo and I'm gonna go ahead and...

Erica Albright's a bitch. You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht...

Erica Albright's a bitch. You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht...

People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a...

People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a...

Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a...

Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a...

Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president. -Mark Zuckerberg

Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president. -Mark Zuckerberg

Irst up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration,...

Irst up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration,...

The first thing we're gonna need is a lot of pictures. Unfortunately, Harvord doesn't keep...

The first thing we're gonna need is a lot of pictures. Unfortunately, Harvord doesn't keep...

You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. -Marylin Delpy

You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. -Marylin Delpy

The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy....

The door guy, his name is Bobby. I have not slept with the doory guy....