Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese.

Quote by William H Macy

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Ninety percent of the preparation we do as actors is just jive. It doesn't do...

Ninety percent of the preparation we do as actors is just jive. It doesn't do...

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two...

I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two...

When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer...

When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer...

I think theater is powerful. The best experiences I had in the theater are more...

I think theater is powerful. The best experiences I had in the theater are more...

When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.

When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.

The bar raises as you go.

The bar raises as you go.

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.

I do them all for the money, I really do.

I do them all for the money, I really do.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in...

The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in...

We all want to be 20 again and have that first sense of love.

We all want to be 20 again and have that first sense of love.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real...

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real...

We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid...

We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid...

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're...

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're...

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we...

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we...

When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life....

When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life....

We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their...

We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their...

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers...

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers...

If I like the story and it's well written, and it's a character I want...

If I like the story and it's well written, and it's a character I want...