With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Quote by Abraham Lincoln

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the...

You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some...

You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some...

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Politicians are a set of men who have interests aside from the interests of the...

Politicians are a set of men who have interests aside from the interests of the...

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is...

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is...

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord...

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord...

A majority held in restraint by constitutional checks and limitations, and always changing easily with...

A majority held in restraint by constitutional checks and limitations, and always changing easily with...

It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do...

It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do...

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with...

In times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly...

In times like the present, men should utter nothing for which they would not willingly...

Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition

Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Perseverance and tact are the two great qualities most valuable for all men who would...

Perseverance and tact are the two great qualities most valuable for all men who would...

Tact is one of the first mental virtues, the absence of which is often fatal...

Tact is one of the first mental virtues, the absence of which is often fatal...