Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

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Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could...

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...

I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in...

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...