Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

The only peace I find and time to myself is when im sitting in my...

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Airplanes are where manners come to die.

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

Does it seem to anyone else that the world's sick population are on airplanes?

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

I dislike people on airplanes that won't talk to you and leave the window shade...

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately...

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices.

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're...

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

Bin Laden's music TOP 5: 1. Grenade 2. Firework 3. Dynamite 4. Airplanes 5. Blow

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

According to federal records, airplanes in America collide with an average of 100 ducks a...

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

People who smoke on airplanes...should be asked to step outside.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.