Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z,...

If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z,...

I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil.

I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil.

When you do nothing, you feel overwhelmed and powerless. But when you get involved, you...

When you do nothing, you feel overwhelmed and powerless. But when you get involved, you...

One cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war

One cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The...

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot...

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot...

Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God.

Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God.

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize...

Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize...

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree

It stands to the everlasting credit of science that by acting on the human mind...

It stands to the everlasting credit of science that by acting on the human mind...

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.

As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.

The truth of a theory is in your mind, not in your eyes.

The truth of a theory is in your mind, not in your eyes.

It is the theory that decides what we can observe.

It is the theory that decides what we can observe.

It is the theory that decides what can be observed

It is the theory that decides what can be observed