Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.

Quote by Edward Abbey

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Taxation: how the sheep are shorn

Taxation: how the sheep are shorn

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit

I would never betray a friend to serve a cause. Never reject a friend to...

I would never betray a friend to serve a cause. Never reject a friend to...

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a...

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a...

Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination

Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination

High technology has done us one great service: It has retaught us the delight of...

High technology has done us one great service: It has retaught us the delight of...

When the philosopher's argument becomes tedious, complicated, and opaque, it is usually a sign that...

When the philosopher's argument becomes tedious, complicated, and opaque, it is usually a sign that...

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many...

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many...

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise...

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise...

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the...

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the...

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of...

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Baseball is a game, yes. It is also a business. But what is most truly...

Baseball is a game, yes. It is also a business. But what is most truly...

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you...

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you...

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

...the ending's gonna be great. That's what I'm convinced of.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.