When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the swamp.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

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Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

There are no such things as limits to growth, because there are no limits to...

There are no such things as limits to growth, because there are no limits to...

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to...

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you...

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.

Governments view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If...

Governments view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If...

Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.

Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of...

I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of...

People do not make wars; governments do.

People do not make wars; governments do.

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles...

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles...

We've gone astray from first principles. We've lost sight of the rule that individual freedom...

We've gone astray from first principles. We've lost sight of the rule that individual freedom...

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint...

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint...

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful...

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful...

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

History teaches that war begins when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap.

Poverty is a career for lots of well paid people

Poverty is a career for lots of well paid people

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to...

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to...

Facts are stupid things.

Facts are stupid things.

There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later...

There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later...

A liar goes in fine clothes, a liar goes in rags, a liar is a...

A liar goes in fine clothes, a liar goes in rags, a liar is a...