When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.
Quote by Samuel Butler
The want of money is the root of all evil.
We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a...
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in...
When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to...
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he...
Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy....
God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my...
Young people have a marvelous faculty of either dying or adapting themselves to circumstances.
The oldest books are only just out to those who have not read them.
And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone
I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I...