When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty raps about the Ninja Turtles, Rugrats, Mario, all that good stuff. I'm not your typical…

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We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me....

We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me....

She's mostly a ghost the way she watches over me, She's controlling my brain activity...

She's mostly a ghost the way she watches over me, She's controlling my brain activity...

We broke up, but I still can't get rid of this female She called, sent...

We broke up, but I still can't get rid of this female She called, sent...

Yes, we stay lightin up the purple, In my own entourage smoking like Turtle, Fuck...

Yes, we stay lightin up the purple, In my own entourage smoking like Turtle, Fuck...

I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes...

I'm a punch line professional, far from conventional, Always make a point like what comes...

You could never be the man that I be. Never go to war with a...

You could never be the man that I be. Never go to war with a...

We lightin ganja ganja, every day we burn dutchies, And then we stay around more...

We lightin ganja ganja, every day we burn dutchies, And then we stay around more...

Chillin on Saturn, cruisin in the XR, Everyday I got the best bars, And the...

Chillin on Saturn, cruisin in the XR, Everyday I got the best bars, And the...

She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white, And...

She said she liked the rapper type, no matter if their black or white, And...

I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when...

I rip like a beast when I hit the beats, But it's just weed when...

When I was real little my parents raised me on classic rock, so The Beatles,...

When I was real little my parents raised me on classic rock, so The Beatles,...

My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch,...

My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch,...

I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like...

I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like...

I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off...

I'm stompin in with my boots on, Rollin to the diner with my half off...

I'm nasty, so come right at me, I am, fresh to death shit I'm great...

I'm nasty, so come right at me, I am, fresh to death shit I'm great...

Spit some I'll game then it was back to the house, Bent her over then...

Spit some I'll game then it was back to the house, Bent her over then...

I'm righteous, so who fucking with Webster, Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like...

I'm righteous, so who fucking with Webster, Stay bangin' out tracks in the lab like...

Eminem is obviously one of the greatest rappers ever, black or white. As for Asher,...

Eminem is obviously one of the greatest rappers ever, black or white. As for Asher,...

I've really only met a few people throughout the many years I've been rapping who...

I've really only met a few people throughout the many years I've been rapping who...

I'm better, bitch trust me, I'm Super Mario with a star cuz' y'all can't touch...

I'm better, bitch trust me, I'm Super Mario with a star cuz' y'all can't touch...