When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

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I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head,...

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head,...

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.

So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

You'll be tested every single day. You'll be tested every single day.

You'll be tested every single day. You'll be tested every single day.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.

I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.

I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons...

I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons...

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

You've got to write for your audience.

You've got to write for your audience.

So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.

So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...