When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.
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Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.
I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.
Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.
I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.
So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.
On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head,...
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing...
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable...
It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...
I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.
From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...
But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...
You'll be tested every single day. You'll be tested every single day.
They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...
To them, the real United States is just flyover country.
In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not...
I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.
You've got to write for your audience.
In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The...