When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.
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I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing...
I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.
In L.A., though, people get off busses calling themselves actors, so many are really not...
From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...
Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character...
The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...
On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head,...
But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...
Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.
So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
You've got to write for your audience.
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.
I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.
It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...
I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.
I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons...
I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.