When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them...

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them...

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a...

I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a...

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do...

Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with...

Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living....

Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living....

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?...

If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?...

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second...

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second...

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then...

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then...

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Baseball hasn't forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven't...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with...

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.

People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a...

People who write about spring training not being necessary have never tried to throw a...

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...