When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.

Quote by Jessica Tandy

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When hes late for dinner, I know hes either having an affair or is lying...

When hes late for dinner, I know hes either having an affair or is lying...

You are richer for doing things.

You are richer for doing things.

With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please,...

With men he can be rational and unaffected, but when he has ladies to please,...

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the...

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the...

Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all,...

Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all,...

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of...

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of...

Let man wear the fell of the lion, woman the fleece of the sheep.

Let man wear the fell of the lion, woman the fleece of the sheep.

Not all who make love make marriages

Not all who make love make marriages

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that...

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that...

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are...

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are...

Men shall have the preeminence above women, because of those advantages wherein God hath caused...

Men shall have the preeminence above women, because of those advantages wherein God hath caused...

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a...

Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a...

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit...

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit...

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things...

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never...

Men and women will retain their sex in heaven

Men and women will retain their sex in heaven

Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a...

Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a...

They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but...

They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but...

Relationships fail because of trust issues, commitment issues and communication issues.

Relationships fail because of trust issues, commitment issues and communication issues.