When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

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Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's free therapy.

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

To hit bottom is to fall from grace.

Growing old is not growing up.

Growing old is not growing up.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Death is the final wake-up call.

Death is the final wake-up call.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

If food were free, why work?

If food were free, why work?