When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Quote by Thomas C Haliburton

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is...

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A college education shows a man how little other people know.

A college education shows a man how little other people know.

There is music wherever there is harmony, order, or proportion.

There is music wherever there is harmony, order, or proportion.

Punctuality is the soul of business.

Punctuality is the soul of business.

There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one;...

There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one;...

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is...

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is...

Innocence is always unsuspicious.

Innocence is always unsuspicious.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Whenever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience

Whenever there is authority, there is a natural inclination to disobedience

Cheerfulness is health; its opposite, melancholy, is disease

Cheerfulness is health; its opposite, melancholy, is disease

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

The happiness of every country depends upon the character of its people, rather than the...

The happiness of every country depends upon the character of its people, rather than the...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a...

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.

We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom...

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they...