When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
Quote by Edgar Watson Howe
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.
The liberty of the press is most generally approved when it takes liberties with the...
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it...
No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion...
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to...
Everyone has something ancestral, even if it is nothing more than a disease
The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect...
Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.
Financial sense is knowing that certain men will promise to do certain things, and fail
The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally...
A thief believes everybody steals.
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has...
Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone.
There is only one thing people like that is good for them; a good night's...
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass
He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and...
This love is silent.