Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal!

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I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how.

I sort of always like to write starting with when I learned how.

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?

Hoboken is a neat place.

Hoboken is a neat place.

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what...

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what...

I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it...

I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it...

Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun.

Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun.

I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions...

I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions...

Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location.

Mr. Breton didn't know about location, location, location.

Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it.

Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it.

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing.

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing.