We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about...
Folly is the direct pursuit of happiness and beauty
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Very few people can afford to be poor.
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it, better keep yourself clean and...
May you live in interesting times
Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
A man of great common sense and good taste is a man without originality or...
The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder...
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured,...
If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....
When Medicare was created for senior citizens and America 's disabled in 1965, about half...