Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.

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Hate to interrupt, but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just...

Hate to interrupt, but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just...

Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun.

Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun.

If we fight each other, the police state wins.

If we fight each other, the police state wins.

Everybody so busy with LSD, they never get too strong. Kept the war running just...

Everybody so busy with LSD, they never get too strong. Kept the war running just...

We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til...

We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til...

No wonder others hate us and the Hitlers we handpick to bleed their people dry...

No wonder others hate us and the Hitlers we handpick to bleed their people dry...

Same old stupid sexist lyrics, or is Satan all you can think of?

Same old stupid sexist lyrics, or is Satan all you can think of?

Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10, faster faster in my car.

Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10, faster faster in my car.

This world brings me down, I'm looking forward to death.

This world brings me down, I'm looking forward to death.

Help me hate the world.

Help me hate the world.

Surround you with pop fantasies just slightly out of reach to soften all the blows...

Surround you with pop fantasies just slightly out of reach to soften all the blows...

Economy is looking bad, let's start another war.

Economy is looking bad, let's start another war.

You give me head, it makes it worse, take out your retainer.

You give me head, it makes it worse, take out your retainer.

Forget honesty, forget creativity, the dumbest buy the mostest.

Forget honesty, forget creativity, the dumbest buy the mostest.

Home taping is killing big entertainment industry profits, we left side two blank so you...

Home taping is killing big entertainment industry profits, we left side two blank so you...

Freedom scares you because it means responsibility.

Freedom scares you because it means responsibility.

We want people boiling for revenge in their living rooms so we can go play...

We want people boiling for revenge in their living rooms so we can go play...

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

Anarchy sounds good to me. Then someone asks, who'd fix the sewers?

Anarchy sounds good to me. Then someone asks, who'd fix the sewers?

People will always do drugs, let's legalize them.

People will always do drugs, let's legalize them.