Trey and I look like the perfect couple from the outside but on the inside its all fake, it's not special. He can't even get it up.

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I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

It's infuriating! Women sit around obsessing about what went wrong over and over again and...

It's infuriating! Women sit around obsessing about what went wrong over and over again and...

I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.

I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.

I'm very into labels; gay, straight, pick a side and stay there.

I'm very into labels; gay, straight, pick a side and stay there.

There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement...

There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement...

Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork?

Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork?

Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all...

Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all...

You know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can...

You know I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can...

Sometimes you just know, it's like, magic, it's fate.

Sometimes you just know, it's like, magic, it's fate.

Samantha, we're looking at wedding gowns, could you please not talk about AIDS right now?

Samantha, we're looking at wedding gowns, could you please not talk about AIDS right now?

This is an awfully long way to go to watch some firemen take their shirts...

This is an awfully long way to go to watch some firemen take their shirts...

Smoking is not a little thing, it's a dirty disgusting habit and you're killing yourself!

Smoking is not a little thing, it's a dirty disgusting habit and you're killing yourself!

Sex can still be great without an orgasm.

Sex can still be great without an orgasm.

Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.

Sex can still be great, even without an orgasm.

I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.

I'm married, I can't be looking at gardeners. This is insane.

Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?

Why do you always have to talk about sex like that?

First, of all, it isn't black talk, it's African American talk, and you should'nt be...

First, of all, it isn't black talk, it's African American talk, and you should'nt be...

He won't be terrible, no. He is an amazing kisser and he is so sexy...

He won't be terrible, no. He is an amazing kisser and he is so sexy...

Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....

Sex is something special, it's supposed to happen between two people who love each other....

I don't believe this! Now we're dumping guys for being too available! This is all...

I don't believe this! Now we're dumping guys for being too available! This is all...