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Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihoodthe virtues that made...

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihoodthe virtues that made...

Go with your first thoughts; they're usually your best thoughts. Pay attention, stick to your...

Go with your first thoughts; they're usually your best thoughts. Pay attention, stick to your...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

Also a portion of my sales go directly to Greenpeace.

Also a portion of my sales go directly to Greenpeace.

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

I still believe Americas destiny is to become a living testament to what free human...

I still believe Americas destiny is to become a living testament to what free human...

Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network...

Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network...

America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really...

America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really...

Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until its in your rear...

Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until its in your rear...

America is just downright mean.

America is just downright mean.

Our purpose now is to reclaim democracy itself. We are here to affirm that when...

Our purpose now is to reclaim democracy itself. We are here to affirm that when...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that action, not words, are...

A slender acquaintance with the world must convince every man that action, not words, are...

The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would...

The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

I believe anything is possible. Research into quantum physics proves that a system changes simply...

The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985

The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985

The discrepancy between American ideals and American practice creates a dry rot which eats away...

The discrepancy between American ideals and American practice creates a dry rot which eats away...