To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.
Quote by Karl Kraus
He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity...
Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram
Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love
I and life: The case was settled chivalrously. The opponents parted without having made up.
Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave
Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid
The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span
Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer...
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves
Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they...
The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them...
When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When...
Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have...
There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him...
The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it...