This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and...
In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of...
Better never than late.
Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another...
All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have...
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on...
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
The evil to be attacked is not sin, suffering, greed, priesthood, kingcraft, demagogy, monopoly, ignorance,...
All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have...
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
But the Jews did not believe concerning him, that he had been blind, and received...
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown...