Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
Every dog must have his day.
Don't set your wit against a child.
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn...
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign,...
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived
A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong,...
Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only...
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so...
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever...
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all...
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...