Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift Quotes
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen...
Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the...
Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with...
It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house...
That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more...
Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only...
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound...
The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices...
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.