Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with...
Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off
A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong,...
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold...
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none...
It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house...
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire...
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...
The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.