A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen...
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition...
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
I have almost done with harridans, and shall soon become old enough to fall in...
There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not...
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to make the...
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love...
May you live all the days of your life.
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound...
It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should...