A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday.
Quote by Jonathan Swift
Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and...
Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter,...
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption.
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us...
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they are merely making a sacrifice to...
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime...
It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally...
A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign,...
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably...
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
I have almost done with harridans, and shall soon become old enough to fall in...
He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen...
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.