There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.

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I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my...

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my...

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

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I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school...

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

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I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if...

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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult...

Hopefully standup will become special again.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the...

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened...

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened...

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When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.

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The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to...

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Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that...

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The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession...

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When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually...

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Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown...

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I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes...

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes...

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words...

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words...

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only...

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only...