There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.

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We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

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I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if...

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown...

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown...

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my...

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my...

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

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I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only...

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Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

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It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well...

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Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to...

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Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that...

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Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the...

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It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.

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The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult...

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The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

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As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements...

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Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes...

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.