Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

Quote by Robert A Heinlein

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I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

Anyone who clings to the historically untrue -- and -- thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence...

Anyone who clings to the historically untrue -- and -- thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence...

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Don't ever become a pessimist, Ira; a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but...

Don't ever become a pessimist, Ira; a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but...

It's an indulgence to sit in a room and discuss your beliefs as if they...

It's an indulgence to sit in a room and discuss your beliefs as if they...

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an...

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an...

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things

Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things

The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those...

The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those...

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy...

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy...

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy...

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy...

The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually...

The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually...

Loving someone means being happy for them when they are happy.

Loving someone means being happy for them when they are happy.

If fortune favors you do not be elated; if she frowns do not despond.

If fortune favors you do not be elated; if she frowns do not despond.

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he...

The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only...