The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

Quote by Jerry Stiller

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Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

Money is sensual.

Money is sensual.

I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It...

I ask myself why I do it. Maybe it's to prove I'm still around. It...

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55...

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55...

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to...

We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to...

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop...

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop...

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of...

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of...

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men....

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men....

I shave without using shaving cream.

I shave without using shaving cream.

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a...

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a...

Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never...

Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never...

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.