The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I…

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Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.

Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.

I don't care what anybody thinks.

I don't care what anybody thinks.

Who laughs less than feminists?

Who laughs less than feminists?

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain...

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain...

There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign policy....

There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign policy....

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?

It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own...

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own...

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early...

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early...

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he...

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he...

I have never been one to look beyond today.

I have never been one to look beyond today.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really...

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really...

I try to tell the truth.

I try to tell the truth.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of...

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of...

American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture....

American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture....

The one thing I'm convinced George W. Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It's clearly...

The one thing I'm convinced George W. Bush is good at is bipartisanship. It's clearly...

Canadians are so easily wounded.

Canadians are so easily wounded.

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be...

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be...

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny,...

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny,...

Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty....

Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty....