The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

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I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess...

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I kill myself for my body

I kill myself for my body

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

I dont need a man. But Im happier with one. I like to have someone...

I dont need a man. But Im happier with one. I like to have someone...

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Its not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Im insecure about everything, because¦ Im never going to look in the mirror and see...

Im insecure about everything, because¦ Im never going to look in the mirror and see...