The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

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I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

Anyone whos a great kisser, Im always interested in.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.

Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

To me, marriage is for five or ten years.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are the real architects of society.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Ive always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Husbands are like fires they go out when theyre left unattended.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

Men are a luxury, not a necessity

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...