The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession...
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of...
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
TROGLODYTE, n. Specifically, a cave-dweller of the paleolithic period, after the Tree and before the...
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of...
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and...
CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women...
PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should...
Fruits are always of the same nature with the seeds and roots from which they...
It belongs to American liberty to separate entirely from the political government the institution which...