The road to a friend's house is never long
Quote by Danish Proverb
Better no law than law not enforced
It is a great art to laugh at your own misfortune
Relatives are the worst friends, said the fox as the dogs took after him
If you have no money, be polite.
Falseness often lurks beneath fair hair.
The best advice is found on the pillow.
Speech is oft repented, silence never
Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and...
Your friendship is your needs answered.
The greater the fear the nearer the danger
Shared sorrow is half sorrow
Eggs and oaths are easily broken.
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black
God gives all birds their food but does not drop it into their nests
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs....
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes...
I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I...
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely,...