The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise

Quote by Roger Simon

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Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....

Football Is an honest game. It's true to life . It's a game about sharing....

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are...

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are...

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21.

Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21.

I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there...

I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...

The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where...

The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where...

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors...

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...