The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise
Quote by Roger Simon
By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home,...
Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!
Where the hell's Jane?
If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses,...
I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you...
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -...
The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...
He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.
I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...
I made nothing happen very slowly.
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.