The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off.

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I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone...

I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone...

In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious...

In recompense, envy may be the subtlest - perhaps I should say the most insidious...

I am basically a complainer and all the grounds for complaint have been swept out...

I am basically a complainer and all the grounds for complaint have been swept out...

No one has really ever defined what a friend is.

No one has really ever defined what a friend is.

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.

By the way, the secret of speaking French is confidence. Whether you are right or...

By the way, the secret of speaking French is confidence. Whether you are right or...

I myself think anti-Semitism is about envy.

I myself think anti-Semitism is about envy.

My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these...

My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these...

I think the story is my form.

I think the story is my form.

I am married to someone I love.

I am married to someone I love.

The decisive moment in the defeat of upper class, capital-S, Society may have come when,...

The decisive moment in the defeat of upper class, capital-S, Society may have come when,...

One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send...

One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send...

We know the ideal isn't where the action is.

We know the ideal isn't where the action is.

I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have...

I just know so many people who have six or seven foreign languages and have...

Culture means, I think, that you have widened your experience enough through reading and through...

Culture means, I think, that you have widened your experience enough through reading and through...

I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which...

I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which...

Envy is never general, but always very particular - at least envy of the kind...

Envy is never general, but always very particular - at least envy of the kind...

One of the pleasures of being a Jew, I don't have to tell you, it...

One of the pleasures of being a Jew, I don't have to tell you, it...

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

I know how deeply slothful I am.

I know how deeply slothful I am.