The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of...
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his...
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity.
Syllables govern the world.
Better never than late.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...