I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and...
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Most people do not pray; they only beg.
A man of great common sense and good taste is a man without originality or...
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it,...
An index is a great leveller.
If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
I have made it so perfectly clear in my tracts, articles, and books what was...
The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men...
Within every man and woman a secret is hidden, and as a photographer it is...
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...