The only time that a girl should ever fall on her knees for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.

Topics: Being A Woman Quotes, Classy Women Quotes, Pride Quotes

Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of...

Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of...

Thoughts when Im on my period: Ah, my vagina is falling off! I'm going to...

Thoughts when Im on my period: Ah, my vagina is falling off! I'm going to...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect...

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect...

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to...

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered...

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered...

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope...

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope...

Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor

Flirting is a womans trade, one must keep in practice.

Flirting is a womans trade, one must keep in practice.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department...

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and...

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh...

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant...

Ladies: Showing a great amount of skin when you dress up isn't the way to...

Ladies: Showing a great amount of skin when you dress up isn't the way to...

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at...

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at...

She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not...

She must not swing her arms as though they were dangling ropes; she must not...

How can women think they're classy when they swear like truck drivers?

How can women think they're classy when they swear like truck drivers?

There is nothing better than a classy sophisticated woman thats still down to earth.

There is nothing better than a classy sophisticated woman thats still down to earth.

Fond pride of dress is sure a very curse

Fond pride of dress is sure a very curse