The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.

Quote by David Niven

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I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an...

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an...

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone...

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll...

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll...

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

Malta is a sod of a place.

Malta is a sod of a place.

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly...

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly...

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker...

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker...

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be...

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be...