The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor.

Quote by Wilma Scott Heide

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Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...

If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.

If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any...

We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any...

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing,...

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing,...

My job is to make people money. If I don't include every factor that moves...

My job is to make people money. If I don't include every factor that moves...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs...

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose...

Many people have serious academic degrees but cannot find a job, and sadly their degrees...

Many people have serious academic degrees but cannot find a job, and sadly their degrees...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

Jobs are physically easier, but the worker now takes home worries instead of an aching...

Jobs are physically easier, but the worker now takes home worries instead of an aching...

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a...

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a...

Job security is gone. The driving force of a career must come from the individual.

Job security is gone. The driving force of a career must come from the individual.

My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the...

My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the...

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly [that I want]...

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly [that I want]...

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well