The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

Quote by Heywood C Broun

Topics: Examination Quotes

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt...

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt...

Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come...

Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come...

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from...

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from...

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else

Everybody favors free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground

Everybody favors free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the...

Her mind is so open that the wind whistles through it

Her mind is so open that the wind whistles through it

There is no such thing as a Mass Mind. The Mass Audience is made up...

There is no such thing as a Mass Mind. The Mass Audience is made up...

Fortunately for serious minds, a bias recognized is a bias sterilized

Fortunately for serious minds, a bias recognized is a bias sterilized

The mind feels the strain only when the heart begins to pain with the stress...

The mind feels the strain only when the heart begins to pain with the stress...

I see the mind of a five year old as a volcano with two vents...

I see the mind of a five year old as a volcano with two vents...

A great mind becomes a great fortune.

A great mind becomes a great fortune.

A man at work, making something which he feels will exist because he is working...

A man at work, making something which he feels will exist because he is working...

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and...

Good advertising does not just circulate information. It penetrates the public mind with desires and...

Mind over matter

Mind over matter

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you...

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you...

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be

It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man - the...

It is not poverty so much as pretense that harasses a ruined man - the...

People are generally better persuaded by the reasons which they have themselves discovered than by...

People are generally better persuaded by the reasons which they have themselves discovered than by...