The human brain is a wonderful organ. It starts to work as soon as you are born and doesn't stop until you get up to deliver a speech.

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This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a...

This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a...

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and...

Marriage is a covered dish

Marriage is a covered dish

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances....

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances....

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

A loving wife hears even what goes unsaid.

A loving wife hears even what goes unsaid.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

I think that having the compassion of someone who knows your faults and still loves...

I think that having the compassion of someone who knows your faults and still loves...

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and...

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and...

Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth.

Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth.

When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and...

When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and...

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you...

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you...

I believe marriages would in general be as happy, and often more so, if they...

I believe marriages would in general be as happy, and often more so, if they...

Marriage was a goal. A family, for me as a young girl, was my image...

Marriage was a goal. A family, for me as a young girl, was my image...

It was so cold I almost got married

It was so cold I almost got married

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage